MURPHY'S LAWS

Here are some murphy's laws that you may not have heard about but have experence in some way or the other.

--If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
--If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.
--When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
--When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer

--A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
--Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry.

--When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
--The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
--A great many problems do not have accurate answers, but do have approximate answers, from which sensible decisions can be made.

--All bicycles weigh 50 pounds:
A 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain.
A 50-pound bicycle needs no lock or chain.

--When in doubt, mumble.
--When in trouble, delegate.
--When in charge, ponder

--The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet

--Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure

--If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.


--If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

--An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.


--All's well that ends.


--A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.